If you read this blog because we are real life friends and you honestly couldn’t give a rip about gardening…
THIS IS NOT THE POST FOR YOU.
Cause here comes the check in round the horn…
The pinkeye purple hulls look great to me. This should tell you a lot to you considering I’ve never grown beans before.
There’s a story behind this okra which I keep meaning to get up on ye olde blog, but alas, it hasn’t happened yet. Just know that this is the miracle okra, and also, when I feed it to my family it might genetically alter our DNA. I’m at that intersection between laziness over replanting and familial responsibility. Jury’s still out.
Speaking of laziness, it’s time to put the bird netting over the blueberries.
Also: a magical rainbow chalk pathway appeared to show the fairies the way home.
I did not place this pathway. This isn’t because I don’t like the feel of chalk. My friend L won’t touch chalk. I think that’s weird. But she thinks it’s weird that I’m creeped out by puppets and get-to-know-you games. And she’s the kind of friend that will text you at 2:00 on a Thursday afternoon and say “hey wouldn’t puppets PLAYING get-to-know-you games be extra creepy??” To which I might reply FRIENDSHIP TIME-OUT.
I really have been meaning to add a piece to the fairy village, but see above, re: laziness.
I fertilized everything the other day and realized once I had put the bag up that I forgot to fertilize the corn. As I may have mentioned a time or two…
Nah, to lazy to type the word.
I’m enjoying the squash before July hits and the humidity is visible and these same cute little plants are covered in powdery mildew.
Y’ALL. The peas are delicious. This is by far my most favorite pea season. Oh, we’ve been eating them. BOTH the bitties like them fresh out of the pods, and oh, we’ve been eating the cooked kind for dinner and freezing copious amounts. I will make some major adjustments for next year’s pea allotment {mostly because I don’t want to create a pea crop where small children and animals can be lost,} but that’s for another post.
The edamame was planted in two rows, but it’s the weirdest thing: the row farthest away from the drip irrigation is doing great, and only like 2 plants on the row closest to the drip have sprouted. I replanted one day last week, so if the new seeds don’t sprout I will know that soybeans hate water and may also hate light and happiness.
We ate our first two blackberries! And by “we” I mean the bitties, because as I just mentioned, there were only two. Mom guilt. It’s very real. Don’t ask me and David about the four cookies we purchased from a special bakery two weeks ago and never shared with the girls. That’s a totally different thing.
I have too many tomatillo plants. David does not consider this a problem because he likes the salsa. But this is a problem if they don’t allow each other enough food/light/water {I see you, edamame} to grow healthfully. I know I should snatch a few out of there, but when you’ve grown something from seed…well, I just caaaaaan’t.
These bush beans were one of my favorite crops from last year, mostly because they were delicious, but also because they were so low maintenance. {HEAR THAT, FOREST OF PEAS?}
Here we have a compact variety of zucchini that I’m pretty stoked about. I’m sure you would be excited if I shared with you the name of this variety but that would mean I would have to get up from this chair and, well, you know…
I grew the jalapenos from seed again and I really think that’s going to be the last time. Because I get all motherly and attached, and then when they’re still 1.5 inches tall after being in the ground a month and a half, well, it’s just too hard to pull the plug.
This funness is called ground cherry, and I can’t wait to give one a try. They aren’t called ground cherries for nothing–this pic doesn’t really do justice to how low-profile these plants are. I can’t wait to see what it’s full height will be. These should yield a sweet, tomato-like yumminess in a husk.
That is, if I’m not too lazy to remove the husk and actually, you know, eat the ground cherry.